"Fox Trot," by Bill Amend, for Wed, Sept. 28, 1994: Computer: WELCOME TO COMPUNET. YOU HAVE 65,031 WAITING MESSAGES. Kid: [pause with pensive expression] Maybe setting my username to "Fabio" wasn't such a hot idea. Computer: [email protected] WISHES TO CHAT. [email protected] WISHES TO CHAT. [email protected] WISHES TO CHAT. ... --Steve