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Subject: THE *GREATEST* MOMENT IN CYBERSPATIAL HISTORY!!
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Introducing the SOPHOMORIC QUARTERLY UNIFIED INTERNET SNAKE HUNT!
* THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
* FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS *
* FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT *
CONTENTS
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- INTRODUCTION
- OBJECT OF SQUISH
- SQUISH DIRECTIONS
- UPDATES
- THE CASH PRIZE
- DEADLINE
- MORE ABOUT `SQUISH' & `FACE'
- QUESTIONS
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The recent WHITE HOT interest by multiple groups and individuals in the
CYBERANARCHIST TENTACLE INFILTRATIONS
into the Internet have inspired an EXCITING NEW CONTEST and COMPETITION!
we, the Federation of Associations of Cyberspace Everywhere (FACE),
announce the
SUPREMELY QUACKY UNIFIED INTERNET SNAKE HUNT! (SQUISH)
* THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
* FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS *
* FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * FAMOUS PARTICIPANTS *
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OBJECT OF SQUISH
the OBJECT of SQUISH is to find TENTACLES and SNAKES. A TENTACLE is
an email address used by a real person for the purpose of
concealing their identity from others. A SNAKE is a TENTACLE that
is particularly wicked and evil and will lie and trick others into
believing the TENTACLE is real. In words, the more consequential
and malicious a TENTACLE, the more it is a SNAKE.
Different points are awarded for playing. Anyone who can send mail
can play! The simplest and cheapest points come from sending email
to suspected SNAKES and TENTACLES, and chalking up points
depending on the responses. Larger points are awarded for `real
world' interactions such as calling suspected tentacles and snakes
at their telephone numbers.
When a snake or tentacle gets upset in response to mail, it is said
to be QUIVERING. It will go through CONTORTIONS to convince you to
leave it alone and may begin to SQUIRM if you persist. When people
are not writing through fake email addresses, they are said to be
using their TRUE NAME. TRUE NAMES may go through quivering,
contortions, and squirming too. Sometimes snakes or tentacles may
threaten to stop using an email account entirely.
Some of the TRUE NAMES are BIG MACS and some are SMALL FRIES. Much
larger points are awarded for exposing the BIG MACS, but some
points are available for SMALL FRIES. BIG MACS are famous people on
the Internet-- people that no one would expect have snakes and
tentacles, or have media stories written about them. Massive points
are awarded for BIG MAC exposures.
Matches take place in Cyberspace on the PLAYFIELD, with different
regions consisting of INFECTED OUTLETS, CRIME SCENES, and KILLING
FIELDS. A KILLING FIELD is a place where a tentacle and a player
compete or a Big Mac is assaulted. INFECTED OUTLETS are media
outlets or journals that carry BIG MAC propaganda, disinformation,
or lies. A CRIME SCENE is a place where provably illegal activity
takes place, e.g. someone passes a bribe.
The grand point prizes go to anyone who can expose MEDUSA. MEDUSA is
the leader of all SMALL FRIES and BIG MACS, a wicked, evil
incarnation of SATAN on the Internet. She is the originator and
chief proseletyzer of the art, science, and religion of lies.
MEDUSA has dozens of SNAKES all over the Internet, particularly in
extremely sensitive areas such as Internet protocol development
(e.g. mercantile or digital cash protocols), posting from public
access sites and even `covers' and `front' sites, these are called
POISON NEEDLES. Corrupt administrators are always either BIG MACS
or SMALL FRIES. Some sites have administrators who are unaware or
apathetic toward infiltrations, these are called PAWNS.
MEDUSA is the orchestrator of a MASSIVE INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY to
STRANGLE, SABOTAGE, and POISON THE INTERNET. Anyone who can drive
MEDUSA and all the corrupt BIG MACS from Cyberspace and the real
world forever is called THE SAVIOR and said to have DRIVEN THE
PHARISEES FROM THE TEMPLE. However, the player must avoid being
CRUCIFIED or the cash award will not be given.
POINTS can be traded in for COLD CASH. The first person with more
than 500 points gets A DOLLAR PER POINT (some restrictions apply,
not valid in all areas, void where prohibited by law, taxes may
vary).
* THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
* FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS *
* FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * MYSTERIES OF THE UNKNOWN *
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SQUISH DIRECTIONS
1. Consult the list of SUSPECTED SMALL FRIES, BIG MACS, SNAKES,
TENTACLES, MEDUSA & SISTERS, and POISON NEEDLES below. Send mail to
any attempting to discover whether they are real or fake, or have
knowledge of other BIG MACS or even MEDUSA.
2. When you get CONTORTIONS or SQUIRMS, or mount COUNTERMEASURES,
keep track of your all your points in a file. Ratings are listed
under RATINGS below. List the persons and email addresses involved
and quote the actual mail. Keep permanent and complete records of
all mail.
3. The biggest points are awarded for the greatest deceptions. Some
snakes in the lists below (the most deceitful ones) have actually
installed out-of-state phone numbers, developed software for
coordination, and have an international arsenal of infiltration
points.
4. In particular go after the BIG MACS and MEDUSA, where the most
fantastic points are awarded. Some BIG MACS know of MEDUSA; they
are called MEDUSA'S SISTERS.
5. The categories listed below of SUSPECTED SNAKES, TENTACLES,
ACCOMPLICES, BIG MACS, and MEDUSA are not conclusive or
definitive. In particular, some people in these lists may be
INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, and their harassment should be minimized. But,
be careful! the SNAKES, TENTACLES, ACCOMPLICES, BIG MACS, and
MEDUSA will all claim to be INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.
(rules subject to change without notice. watch for further
announcements.)
* THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
* FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS *
* FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * SECRET CONSPIRACIES *
UPDATES
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updates on the SQUISH contest will be posted regularly. Send in
notice of the more spectacular point accumulations with proof for
verifications immediately and the Halls of Fame and Shame.
Unverified points are not valid toward the cash prize.
THE CASH PRIZE
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A cash prize will be awarded to the first person to surpass 500
points, one dollar per point. The person may continue playing to
continue to gain cash. Further awards may be presented to close
contenders. Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. Tax not
included. In the case of deceased victims the award will be given
to the nearest living relative, or the Federation of Associations
of Cyberspace Everywhere (FACE) if all relatives have met
mysterious fatal accidents as well. If the world economies have
collapsed from cyberanarchist sabotage before the award is
granted, no further action is necessary (this constitutes the final
sign of the Apocalypse).
DEADLINE
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TIME IS RUNNING OUT! AVOID INQUIRING FURTHER OR WAITING FOR FURTHER
INSTRUCTIONS. START IMMEDIATELY! MONTHS OF PARTICIPATION ARE
REQUIRED TO ACCUMULATE COMPETITIVE STANDING. SOME PARTICIPANTS
ALREADY HAVE A HEAD START.
THE CASH PRIZE WILL BE AWARDED APRIL 1, 1994. FURTHER INCREMENTS
WILL BE AWARDED AT YEARLY INTERVALS THEREAFTER.
MORE ABOUT `SQUISH' AND `FACE'
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The Federation of Associations of Cyberspace, Everywhere was founded
in 1994 as a group that coordinates the activities among the many
different online organizations. We have played a very low-profile
role to date, and wanted to find some way of promoting our newfound
alliance. We have groups combined from BBSes, local area networks,
the Internet, and other global and local networks around the world
(see below).
We have built up some membership funds from the contributing
organizations and private contributions to provide the prize money
for SQUISH, and some private individuals have donated significant
amounts. The contest was inspired by S.Boxx, who was the architect
of point classifications and the current opponent lists. S.Boxx has
also promised to provide any funds necessary for the successful
completion of the contest. We hope that recent interest into snakes
and tentacles by many on the Internet will make the contest
spirited entertainment and a strong success.
We encourage reporters and the media to use this announcement as our
official press release. Feel free to redistribute or comment on
this announcement in any forum.
QUESTIONS
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Address further questions to [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected], or [email protected]. Some additional information is
available in RISKS 15.25, 15.27, 15.28x: ftp CRVAX.SRI.COM, login
anonymous, directory RISKS: (include the colon), file RISKS-i.j
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Introducing the SUGGESTIVELY QUESTIONABLE UNIFIED INTERNET SNAKE HUNT!
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Brought to you as a coordinated effort between the individuals
* S.BOXX
* MEDUSA
* INFOCALYPSE
* THE EXECUTIONER
* PABLO ESCOBAR
* DEADBEAT
and the Federation of Associations of Cyberspace Everywhere (FACE)
* ILF (INFORMATION LIBERATION FRONT)
* BLACKNET (INTERNET ESPIONAGE COORDINATION HEADQUARTERS)
* BLOODNET (CYBERSPATIAL BLACK MARKETEERING AND LIQUIDATION SQUAD)
* CRAM (CYBERSPATIAL REALITY ADVANCEMENT MOVEMENT)
* CRaP (CYBERANARCHIST REPRESSION AND POISON)
* CY{B,PH}ER{PU,WO}NKS
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* THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
* FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS *
* FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS *
* GRISLY DEATH TORTURE * JUDGEMENT DAY * APOCALYPSE NOW *