FABIO META: cartoon transcript

[sw@smds.com (Steve E. Witham)]

"Fox Trot," by Bill Amend, for Wed, Sept. 28, 1994:

Computer: WELCOME TO COMPUNET.
          YOU HAVE 65,031 WAITING MESSAGES.
Kid:      [pause with pensive expression]
          Maybe setting my username to "Fabio" wasn't such a hot idea.
Computer: DIANE@NASA.GOV WISHES TO CHAT.
          LUCILLE@OSU.EDU WISHES TO CHAT.
          JOYCE@UPS.COM WISHES TO CHAT.
          ...
 --Steve