Re: NSA into antigravity?

[Mark <mark@lochard.com.au>]

>>>Neither the University nor the NSA has commented on the incident. However,
>>>it is believed that Ollman and Wayne were investigating a slight anomaly
>>>in the Earth's gravitational field centered around Fort Meade. No reason has
>>>been given for their detention.

The anomaly is just the NSA basements full of buzzing machines emitting all
that RFI and putting the Earth off tilt by .004 degrees a year. The nukes
actually home in on the emitted radiation like a heat seeking missile.

:)
Mark