In pursuit of the perfect frisbie (was NSA flying disk...)

[turner@TeleCheck.com]

> 
 <..snip..>
> obtaining one of these fine flying disks.
> (http://www.communities.com/foo/NSAfris.gif)
> 
> If you'd care to discuss this matter with Mr. Cisco yourself,
> he can be reached at: (301) 688 0701. Note that this is in
> Maryland. Also, the (301) 688 0606 number listed on the frisbee
> seems to be either always busy or not answered -- I'm assuming
> it's the # for the NSA tech transfer office.
> 

I also tried the public affairs department of the National Security
Agency at (301) 688-6524, with no luck.  They gave me the number of
the technology transfer office.  From then on out it was nothing but
busy signals.  (I guess there are many c'punks hammering them with 
phone calls...)

> Please let me know if any of you have better luck.
> 

I spoke with Mr. Cisco for several minutes, but he stated that the
NSA would not be at any trade shows in the Southern United States
any time soon.  He did state that they would be in Salt Lake, sometime
in the near future.

In a fit of dispair, I called the local branch office of the Central
Intelligence Agency only to get an answering machine, in an attempt to
get the number for public affairs office.  (Maybe they have a cool
flying disk...)  I called the direct number for the Central 
Intelligence Agency and was grudingly transferred to the public affairs 
office.  I was then given the number to the store that sells CIA stuff
at (703) 821-1414. 

[sigh] They don't have frisbies, but they do have the official CIA
shot glasses...