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Re: New sig, let me know what you think!



Tim May signature is truly a gem!


>[This Bible excerpt awaiting review under the Communications Decency Act]
>And then Lot said, "I have some mighty fine young virgin daughters. Why
>don't you boys just come on in and do em right here in my house - I'll just
>watch!"....Later, up in the mountains, the younger daughter said. "Dad's
>getting old. I say we should do him." So the two daughters got him drunk and
>did him all that night. Sure enough, Dad got em pregnant....Onan really
>hated the idea of doing his brother's wife and getting her pregnant while
>his brother got all the credit, so he whacked off first....Remember, it's
>not a good idea to have sex with your sister, your brother, your parents,
>your pet dog, or the farm animals. [excerpts from the Old Testament, Modern
>Vernacular Translation, TCM, 1996]