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Re: [NOISE] Federal Bureau of Indigestion
On Apr 09, 1996 14:24:47, 'jim bell <[email protected]>' wrote:
>At 09:15 AM 4/9/96 -0700, Dave Del Torto wrote:
>>[forwards mercifully elided]
>>
>>FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
was
>>under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing
>>thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an
>>appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
>>parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
>
>Funny stuff deleted.
>
>>PM: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
>>Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
>>PM: How are you going to pay for all of this?
>>Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
>>PM: And you're _all_ FBI agents?
>>Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember
>> to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?
>> We have the front doors locked.
>>Pizza Guy: I don't _think_ so... >click<
>
>I'm waiting for Unicorn to claim that the next phone call to the pizza
shop
>was from a judge, who was placing a subpoena on the next 19 pizzas that
shop
>produced, and ordered them delivered to the hospital for psychiatric
>evaluation. B^)
>
>Jim Bell
>[email protected]
>
>
Never trust or wait for lawyers, Jim.
Go directly to the psychiatric hospital. Go to the back door. Tell them
you're only there to do research.
--tallpaul