Wanna make lotsa money? Just charge $20 for instructions whenever the clueless want off the list. When they email you with their pathetic "unsubscrive" pleas, get their MasterCard / Visa / AmEx / Discover number and expiration date. Call it a "spamming fee" to compensate you for the time it takes to download and respond to their iggorant [sick] requests. See you on the Riviera!