On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, David K. Merriman wrote: > If Microsoft made toasters... > They'd put the slots on the side, the actuator on top, make the > cord too short, and design it to only run properly on 177V, 41Hz. Then > they'd declare the toaster to be the new industry standard. and the toasters would download your toasting habits and preferences to Microsoft HQ... --Wulf