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Re: DOO_dad
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ah, yeah, the doodads, the big doodads.
...seems like these to ol' 'Nam buddies were hanging off the
bars one night when one stops and backs up his scooter to see a
billboard:
"1000 yards ahead. Ruby's Bar. She'll pay you $1,000
for every inch your big thang hangs past your doodads!"
Big Mike yells over the roar of the unmuffled engines: "we're
stopping at Ruby's. they putt ahead to a roadhouse; behind the
bar is an attractive woman; Big Mike says he's on for the ruler;
she motions him to a back room: "...what ya got?"
Big Mike slaps his big thang on the table; Ruby whistles with
lust and asks: "...but where are your doodads"
unfazed: "Saigon!"
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- References:
- DOO_dad
- From: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>