Re: Airport security [no such thing]

[Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu>]

On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> 
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > >
> > > > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with cl
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavily fo
> > > > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the per
> > > > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at t
> > > > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 	Cold temps...
> > > > >
> > > > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> > > >
> > > > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> > >
> > > I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> > > and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> > > some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> > > looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
> >
> > 	Thank you for the complement;  You've only seen me with clothes :)
> 
> I can tell.
> 
> > 	Would you like to share my blanket?
> 
> Sure!  A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to share
> a security blanket with a lady.

	I am very embarassed...
> 
> "Something nekkid's in the air!"
> 
	i think i am in trouble ;)
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