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Re: Airport security [no such thing]
On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> Nurdane Oksas <[email protected]> writes:
>
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> >
> > > Nurdane Oksas <[email protected]> writes:
> > >
> > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > snow <[email protected]> writes:
> > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).
> > > > >
> > > > > > > >>shudder<<
> > > > > > > No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease...
> > > > >
> > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with clothe
> > > > >
> > > > > This one I really don't understand. Cypherpunks lobbied heavily for
> > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the perfect
> > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at them.
> > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage
> > > > > compartment. And planes have those little blankets and pillows,
> > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > >
> > > > Cold temps...
> > >
> > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> >
> > steal blankets from nearby passenger..
>
> I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
Thank you for the complement; You've only seen me with clothes :)
Would you like to share my blanket?