When Dopefiend L[owdown] Vulis K[unt] Of The Moment's mother gave birth to him after fucking with a bunch of sailors, she didn't know who the father was but decided to tell him that he was a Russian as the Russian sailor was the one who satisfied her the most. ^ ^ (o o) Dopefiend L[owdown] Vulis K[unt] Of The Moment ( ) \___/ !_!