Demento Vulis's mother attempted to pro-choice the unwanted
little bastard by fishing with a coat hanger in her giant
cunt, but failed miserably to pull the rabbit and
succeeded only in scraping out the contents of little
Demento's fetal cranium (not much to begin with).
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