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From Bad to Worse / Re: Jim Bell (FINALLY!) Charged




Duncan Frissell wrote:
> >Oregonian Friday July 11, 1997 Page B3
> >
> >James D. Bell was charged Wednesday with interfearing with a federal
> >officer
> >and using false Social Security numbers.  He has been held without
> >bail in the Pierce County Jail since his May 18 arrest.

> [Warning! Old, politically incorrect law school joke coming up.]
> What was the biggest charge reduction in the history of plea bargaining?
> That would have been the reduction from a charge of Sodomy to a charge of
> Following Too Close. -- From the International Committee for the Preservation
> of Politically Incorrect Law School Jokes.

  I was arrested for "arson." They said that if I'd turned her over,
then the charge would have been "rape."
  My lawyer pleaded it down to "assault with a friendly weapon."
(The prosecutor argued for "dangerous weapon," but I was fortunate
enough to have a male judge, so the evidence didn't stand up in
court when it was presented for inspection.)

> >In an affidavit for the search warrant, IRS Special Investigator Jeff
> >Gordon said that Bell was "directly soliciting others to set up a system
> >to murder government officials" and that he had devised a plan to
> >overthrow the government.
> 
> So where are these "others" and why are they still being allowed to walk the
> streets? 

  Perhaps the others are all decent, law-abiding conspirators who
planned to have Dr.Kevorkian "help" government officials and, rather
than "overthowing" the government, will merely act as executors 
(pardon the pun) of the e$tate.

> All right.  You forced me.  "Why do they call it the 'Reasonable Man Test'?
> Because there's no such thing as a reasonable woman."  (See Above)  [Duck and
> Cover!]

  Everyone knows what "Coyote Ugly" is...do you know what "Jailbird
Ugly" is?
  It's when a woman is so ugly that her rapist is sentenced to
_do_ her again--from the front.

ArsonAssed
"Justice is a two-edged place to put your sword."

Something's wrong when I'm sodomized under an increasing number of laws.
Only one response to the dick grabbers is warranted: "Pull!...Pull!"
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