Glad I could clear that up for everyone...

[TruthMonger <tm@dev.null>]

* The Dutch Federation for Military Personnel union (which 20
years ago won the right for soldiers to wear their hair long)
announced in April it would back a female recruit's desire to wear a
tongue ring.  The code of conduct, the union said, bans jewelry "on
the head," not "in the head." 

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