Clinton in the doghouse (humor)

[Declan McCullagh <declan@well.com>]

LAUGH TRACK
	The Clintons' new dog -- Bill Maher: "This dog is going to
live in the White House, so it's going have to go outside if it's
going to make fund raising calls" ("PI," ABC 12/9).  David
Letterman: "And now they've got him working on training him to
dig cemetary plots at Arlington National Cemetery" ("Late Show,"
CBS 12/9).  Jay Leno on VP Gore: "New movie coming out called
"Digging to China' It's all about Al Gore's search for campaign
donations" ("Tonight," 12/9). For more on the complicated family
tree of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, who just had a baby (his 6th,
her 4th), click Back Bench.
	TOP TEN COMPLAINTS OF PRESIDENT CLINTON'S NEW PUPPY
10. Whenever you bury a bone, president digs it up and eats it.
	9. Late-night walks always end up at local Hooters.
	8. Much too easy to mistake Al Gore for a tree.
	7. Keep getting yelled at for "fetching" Sam Donaldson's
	hairpiece.
	6. When the president says "Roll over," he's usually talking to
	his date.
	5. Roger hogs all the best chew-toys.
	4. If you so much as look at Janet Reno, you get an assfull of
	size-13 pump.
	3. Leash not as nice as the one Hillary uses on Bill.
	2. Unfair having to get "fixed" when Clinton's the one who
	really needs it.
	1. Fighting with Bill over the last snausage (CBS, 12/9).

  TV SOUNDBITE

"This story's not going to die."
-- ABC's Cokie Roberts on the fundraising scandals, "GMA," 12/10