The Joys of Being Canadian

[Duncan Frissell <frissell@panix.com>]

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Phone Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."

Power Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."

Cable Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."

Doctor to Seasoned Citizen:  "I can't treat you privately or I'll be barred 
from taking Medicare patients for two years."
Answer:  "Sure you can.  I'm Canadian."

DCF (an occasional Canadian)

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