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The Joys of Being Canadian




>Phone Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
>Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."
>
>Power Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
>Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."
>
>Cable Company Rep:  "What's your Social Security number?
>Answer:  "I don't have one.  I'm Canadian."
>
>Doctor to Seasoned Citizen:  "I can't treat you privately or I'll be barred
>from taking Medicare patients for two years."
>Answer:  "Sure you can.  I'm Canadian."

Now the question is: When they find out you lied will they care?