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Date: 01/16 8:27 AM
Received: 01/16 5:18 PM
From: Patrick McGarvey, [email protected]
To: Brian Riley, [email protected]
Subject: For the skier in us...
>
> What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
> John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.
> Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?
> Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing"
> How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy?
> Check the family tree.
> How will the priest begin Michael Kennedy's eulogy?
> "We are gathered here together on this slalom occasion...."
> A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at
> the snow-covered knoll...
> What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common?
> * Wood pulp.
>
> New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...."
> What's an event you don't want to be at?
> * A Michael Kennedy New Year's Bash
> What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers?
> A1: One more bullet.
> A2: A season lift pass.
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