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News Of The Weird:

>* Where's Barry Scheck When You Need Him?  Malvin Marshall,
>27, was finally released from jail in North Charleston, S.C., on
>October 29 after being locked up for 6 weeks because a police field
>test had found that he had heroin in his pocket.  The state lab had
>finally gotten around to analyzing the substance, which was
>determined to be vitamin pills that had gone through a wash cycle
>while in his pants pocket.  Said a police lieutenant, "The field test
>[is] not foolproof." 

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