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Specious use of specie?
At 8:05 PM -0800 2/11/98, Mark Hedges wrote:
>Free trial available with delay; $5 per month in quarters eliminates
Hey, the _postage_ on mailing 20 quarters every month will get to be a
headache.
Can't you accept dollar bills? Or a check?
--Tim May
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