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The other day I was out playing some golf ... and my ball    
landed on the rough in a patch of buttercups.� As I lifted    
my club in the air I heard a faint voice ... "Please don't    
hurt my buttercups, buttercups."� I lowered my club and took    
a quick glance back and forth to make sure that I was alone.    
Satisfied that I was alone, I began to raise my club ... and    
again came the same voice, this time a bit louder, "Please    
don't hurt my buttercups, buttercups."� This time I was so    
sure of the voice that I spoke aloud, "Hello, is someone out    
there." No sooner than I had finished speaking a tiny fairy    
appeared before me.� "I am the forest fairy, if you don't    
hurt my buttercups then I'll give you all the butter you    
could want for the rest of your life." and so I replied ...    
"Where the hell where you when I was in the pussywillows?"    
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