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"info on spooks"
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
>
> Maybe *you* can help, Mighty Oracle.
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1998 20:19:26 EDT
> From: [email protected]
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: tell me
>
> hola and good tidings
> send some info on spooks please
> i will be grateful
>
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
}
} In a way, you have come to the right place, Supplicant. Some of my best
} friends are spooks. Generally, they like to be known as "The Intangible
} Ones", but that's a bit of pretentiousness on their parts. "Ghoul",
} "ghost", "spirit", and "weird white smudge on film" all are appropriate
} names.
} Some of their favorite haunts, if you will, tend to be different than
} what current culture dictates. For example, spooks will not hang out in
} old houses. Too many cobwebs, bugs, and general naughtiness. Spooks are
} very sensitive creatures, and prefer to relax in libraries, arboretums,
} Newt Gingrich's bedroom -- places where nothing ever happens.
} There's not much else to spooks, dear Supplicant. They're really quite
} nice and friendly, and I recommend you make them a big steak dinner every
} once in a while. Leave it out on the table, and make sure you tell me
} your address so I can come by... er, so I can notify the spooks.
}
} You owe the Oracle some new potatoes to go with that steak.
}