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Re: Any good hacking sites?
M I T wrote:
> ...
> also, any1 here into AOL hacking???
>
Oh, this is almost _too_ easy...
Yeah, we know about AOL hacking... First, you get a couple of million clueless fucktards like yourself together and give all of them the same 800-number to dial in... Watch what follows:
<closeup of two fuckholes; if breathing weren't an autonomic response, they'd both be dead>
bzzzt... bzzzt... bzzzt... <fx: busy signal>
Lamer #1: "Hey, d00d, whatcha doin?"
bzzzt... bzzzt... bzzzt...
Lamer #2: "I'm hacking AOL, man."
bzzzt... bzzzt... bzzzt...
Lamer #1: "Whoa! C00l, d00d! Can I like, watch?"
bzzzt... bzzzt... bzzzt...
Lamer #2: "Sure, man."
<cut to screen showing WinBlows "Starfield Simulation" screensaver>
...
Any questions?