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GoLive CyberStudio 30-day Activation Key
Dear Dumbshit,
Thank you for spamming the Cypherpunks list with an ad for your crippleware
and your lame, pathetically designed web site.
Your official 30-day activation key is: ISUCKANDCANTWRITEHTMLANDISPAM
You'll need to enter this key when you try to activate your brain.
Included in response to all spams to the Cypherpunks list are free tests
which will be run on your system. Any security holes we find will not be
reported, but exploited.
NOTE: If you are using FuckIt Spammer 1.0.x to spam your ad, please make
sure you walk off a high-rise ledge and fall several hundred feet or we may
have to make sure you do it, and you probably don't want that.
If you have questions about your computer security, you do not need to send
to Cypherpunks. You have already requested that your machine be checked for
all security holes and that any found will be exploited to make you look
even stupider than you make yourselves look. We also suggest you learn how
to make a web site. Please visit http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/. If you
don't find your answers there, please walk in front of an 18-wheeler going
70mph, or call 911 and phone in a bomb threat.
When you are ready to put yourself out of our misery, please slash your
wrists and play vampire. It's simple so your simple minds should be able to
handle it, but it is a little messy.
Sincerely,
The Cypherpunks
[email protected]
On Tue, 29 Sep 1998 [email protected] spammed:
>
> Dear Fritzie,
>
> Thank you for downloading the GoLive CyberStudio Tryout
> software.
>
> Your official 30-day activation key is: TRIA1MT23NFJD8MXGGJ85UDA
>
> You'll need to enter this key when you first start-up the
> software.
>
> Included with the GoLive CyberStudio installation are the
> latest Release Notes and New Product Features for GoLive
> CyberStudio.
>
> NOTE: If you are using Stuffit Expander 4.5.x to decode and
> decompress PDF documents, please make sure the cross
> platform preference and the option "Convert Text Files to
> Macintosh Format" is set to "Never".
>
> If you have questions about how to use the Tryout software,
> GoLive's knowledgeable Technical Support staff is available
> to assist you. We suggest you first check the Technical
> Support section of our Web site www.golive.com. If you don't
> find your answers there, please send us an email at
> [email protected] or call 1-800-554-6638.
>
> When you are ready to purchase GoLive CyberStudio or if you
> want to know more about why GoLive CyberStudio is the best
> product for Web site design, please return to our Web site
> or contact me at 1-800-554-6638 or 1-650-463-1580.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Dan Fernandez
> Director US Sales
> GoLive Systems
> [email protected]
>
>