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Bill Gates Jokes
This is a top ten list of how to Irritate Bill Gates... To funny to not
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> it's the Top Ten List for April 21, 1998
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> Top Ten Ways to Irritate Bill Gates
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> 10. Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
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> 9. Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
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> 8. Beat his high score on Tetris.
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> 7. Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
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> 6. Tell him you heard he's "microsoft."
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> 5. Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
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> 4. Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
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> 3. Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is.
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> 2. WWW him right in the dot-com.
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> 1. Two words: dork tax.
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