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- Subject: Fwd: How true this is
- From: "John C" <[email protected]>
- Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 15:36:46 PST
- Sender: [email protected]
it's rare that i do this...
>>Perfect Days
>>
>>
>>The Perfect Day For HER
>>
>>8:15 Wakeup to hugs & kisses
>>8:30 Weigh in 5lb lighter than yesterday
>>8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice & croissants
>>9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
>>10:00 Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
>>10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo & comb out
>>12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
>>12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
>>13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>>15:00 Nap
>>16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
>>16:15 Light work out at club, followed by gentle massage
>>17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before mirror
>>19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
>>22:00 Hot shower (alone)
>>22:30 Make love
>>23:00 Pillow talk, light touching & cuddling
>>23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>>
>>
>>The perfect day for HIM
>>
>>6:00 Alarm
>>6:15 Blowjob
>>6:30 Massive shit, while reading sports section of paper
>>7:00 Breakfast, Fillet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee
>>7:30 Limo arrives
>>7:45 Vodka Bloody Mary en route to airport
>>8:15 Private Jet to Augusta, Georgia (en route Coffee, Cigar & Wall
>>St Journal)
>>9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
>>9:45 Front nine holes at Augusta (2 under par)
>>11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Hienekens
>>12:15 Blowjob
>>12:30 Back nine holes at Augusta (4 under par)
>>14:15 Limo back to airport (Vodka Martini)
>>14:30 Private Jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
>>15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
>>16:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249lbs)
>>17:00 Jet back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Elle
>>Macpherson
>>18:45 Shit, shave & shower
>>19:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm
>>animal sex video released.
>>19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20oz New York
>>Steak
>>21:00 Wild Turkey & Cuban cigar
>>21:30 Sex with three women
>>23:00 Massage & Jacuzzi
>>23:45 Bed (alone)
>>23:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room
>>23:55 Sleep
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