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Date: Sat, 18 Sep 93 19:30:02 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: New Intel Slogan
From: [email protected] (Amitabh Shah)
Keywords: topical, smirk, original
Approved: [email protected]
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[This is original.]
In view of the recent burglaries at computer warehouses in the Silicon Valley,
where the burglars have stolen Intel's x86 processor chips, Intel has decided
to use a new corporate slogan. The idea for this slogan is based on the
theft-resistant stickers seen on the windows of cars in NYC.
All stores carrying/manufacturing PCs made with Intel's processors, as well
as the PCs themselves will now bear a sticker that says:
"No Intel Inside".
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