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Re: Beware of Roman Catholic Corruption
- To: [email protected]
- Subject: Re: Beware of Roman Catholic Corruption
- From: [email protected]
- Date: Tue, 21 Jun 1994 07:16:28 -0700
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[email protected] (Ralph Stokes) Spammed thusly:
> Beware of the Satanic conspiracy of the WHORISH Roman Catholic Church. The
> Pope and his puppets have attempted to infiltrate and subvert the
> Protestant Christian church using corrupt modern translations of the Bible.
> These are nothing more than religious filth that have spewed forth from the
^^^^^^
> deceitful pens of Satan-inspired men in league with the Vatican.
Intersting word, "spewed". It's a synonym for "vomited". If you'd get
your head out of your ass and out of the 17th century, you'd realize that
the slang expression "to Ralph" also refers to vomiting. And that's
exactly what you've done all over the Internet, RALPH!
--- piss-ass stuff deleted ---
> Don't let them lure you into following them into Hell.
^^^^
Like any fire, it would require STOKing, would it not? Gee, you were sort
of appropriately named, weren't you? When somebody asks what your job is
in Hell, it can be said Ralph stokes.
--- more ass dung nuked ---
> For further information regarding this damnable Satanic conspiracy, contact
> me:
>
> Ralph Stokes, sysop King James Bible BBS, Millbrook, AL
> Internet address: [email protected]
> Fidonet address: Ralph Stokes (1:375/1611)
> BBS #: (205) 285-5948
Those who have endured your incessant blathering over in Fido land tell me
that you've said a few quotable things, such as "G-d is a Devil", "El
Shaddai is Satan", and "all the words in the King James Bible are God's
pure words, including 'pisseth', 'ass', 'bastard', and 'dung'". Therefore,
I've tried to avoid "profanity" in my response and use only the words that
you consider "pure". Thus' let me say, "Pisseth upon thy ass, thou bastard
who eateth dung".
May your wife (if you can even attract/keep one) "Bobbitize" you. Can I
recommend a good doctor? Kevorkian!
Go thou and fornicate thyself. Thou shalt not "Spam" the Internet/Usenet!
Go back and play in the Fidonet sandbox until you learn how to play nicely
with the big kids...