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Bashing "Wired"



At 10:08 PM 6/17/96, Mike McNally wrote:

>That reminds me.  As someone who hasn't yet given up on WiReD in disgust
>(instead, I get it and read it faithfully in disgust), I was particularly
>pissed-off at the latest "Kids Net Rights" issue.  Jonathan Katz
>huffs and puffs about how "nobody in the digital world" protests the
>idea of rating schemes to keep non-adults away from information, and
>indeed claims that "the digerati" (grrr) are pushing rating schemes with
>great gusto to save themselves from censorship.
>
>I guess by "nobody", he probably means "nobody who hangs out in the same
>trendy espresso bars as the WiReD trendmeisters".  I've seen plenty of
>invective directed at the concept of rating systems in general, from
>a variety of people including Tim May and li'l ol' me.  That's been here
>and on some various newsgroups.

Indeed, I have not only written _against_ such mandatory rating and
age-declaration schemes, I have also written about how such schemes may be
used counter to the intended purposes (e.g., the way LolitaWatch helps
connoisseurs of young girls locate targets).

I happened to pick up that issue of "Wired" today and skimmed it at the
bookstore. The same old points of view recycled, refried, retreaded, and
ready to be retired. I suspect that author didn't know about our criticisms
because we're not published in "Wired," nor in "Netly News" and other such
travesties. Most importantly, we're not journalists, "online activists," or
moonlighting science fiction writers, and so we don't count.

Nearly every issue of "Wired" has the usual columnists, the usual feature
writers, and the usual focus on _personalities_ over substance. (Who the
fuck cares that on a long drive through the desert Jean Louis Gassee opined
to a budding Hunter S. Thompson that "that makes my nipples hard"? I
stopped reading that issue of "Wired" when this shit bubbled up out of the
sewer.)

(I'd go back exclusively to "Scientific American," except they now charge
$4.95 for a much-thinner magazine than the old thick and meaty issues of
the 60s and 70s, where an issue sold for 60 cents, then 75 cents, then
$1.00, etc. Also, the old article format has been replaced by shorter,
flashier, more personality-oriented pieces. Still, better than the fluff of
"Wired," which is "tired.")

And notice that increasingly the "journalists" are the quoted thinkers and
strategists in important areas? Someone majors in English, starts writing
for "Netizen" or "HotWired," and the next thing you know they're debating
crypto policy with Conrad Burns and Dorothy Denning. We're in an age where
the medium truly is the message.

I do think "Wired" has a few good items, buried deeply in the muck. I
dislike their typography and color styles (but then, who doesn't?), but
mostly I dislike their hipper-than-thou techno-freneticism. The hundreds of
little sound bytes about technolog, what's hot and what's not
(wired--tired), the focus on ephemeral personalities (a la "People," it's
true inspiration), well, it all makes me glad to never spend more than 15
minutes flipping through it at the newstand.

Someone told me recently that "Wired" is either already public, or is about
to go public (stock-wise), with an estimated market capitalization of $400
million. (I guess some of those journalists are suddenly very rich....)

Caveat emptor.

--Tim May

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