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The periodic word of advice about Timmy C. Maypole, the pathological liar

When Timmy C. Maypole's mother gave birth to him after 
fucking with a bunch of sailors, she didn't know who the 
father was but decided to tell him that he was a Russian 
as the Russian sailor was the one who satisfied her the