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True story, Fly the Obsfucted Skies (fwd)
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Date: Thu, 6 Feb 1997 00:18:18 -0500
From: Salvatore Denaro <[email protected]>
To: 'Ray Arachelian' <[email protected]>
Subject: True story, Fly the Obsfucted Skies
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate. An airport employee
asked me (and I quote)
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I thought about it. I scratched my goatee. I said:
"If it was without *my* knowledge... how would *I* know about it?"
He smiled. He nodded his head, knowingly. He then gave me this cryptic
reply,
"That's why we ask."
--
Salvatore Denaro "The only difference between me and a madman
[email protected] is that I am not mad." -- Salvador Dali