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On Thu, 17 Apr 1997, Rose wrote:

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> Dear friend,
> 
> The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking 
> look at.  It can be started with VERY MINIMAL outlay and the income return
> is TREMENDOUS!
> 
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> You are about to make at least $50,000 - In less than 90 days
> Read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!...
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> 
> The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my
> fingers.  Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave
> some thought and study to it.
> 
> My name is Christopher Erickson.  Two years ago, the corporation I
> worked at for the past twelve years down-sized and my position was
> eliminated.  After unproductive job interviews,  I decided to open my
> own business.  Over the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial
> problems.  I owed my family, friends, and creditors over $35,000.  The
> economy was taking a toll on my business and I just couldn't seem to
> make ends meet.  I had to refinance and borrow against my home to
> support my family and struggling business.  I truly believe it was
> wrong for me to be in debt like this.  AT THAT MOMENT something
> significant happened in my life and I am writing to share my experience
> in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER....FINANCIALLY!!!
> 
> In mid-December, I received this program via email.  Six months prior
> to receiving this program I had been sending away for information on
> various business opportunities.  All of the programs I received, in my
> opinion, were not cost effective.  They were either too difficult for
> me to comprehend or the initial investment was too much for me to risk
> to see if they worked or not.  One claimed I'd make a million dollars
> in one year...it didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it.
> 
> But like I was saying, in December of '95 I received this program.  I
> didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing
> list.  THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!!  After reading it several times, to
> make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes.  Here
> was a MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.  I could invest as much as I wanted to
> start, without putting me further in debt.  After I got a pencil and
> paper and figured it out, I would at least get my money back.  After
> determining that the program is LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided "WHY NOT".
> Initially I sent out 10,000 emails.  It only cost me about $15.00 for
> my time on-line.  The great thing about email is that I didn't need any
> money for printing to send out the program, only the cost to fulfill my
> orders.  I am telling you like it is, I hope it doesn't turn you off,
> but I promised myself that I would not "rip-off" anyone, no matter how
> much money it cost me!
> 
> A couple of good programs to help do this are Ready Aim Fire, an email
> extracting program @ http://microsyssolutions.com/raf/  and  Cyberpromotions
> who has a pop3 ISP account specifically for direct emailing at
> http://www.cyberpromo.com
> 
> In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.
> By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1.  When you read
> the GUARANTEE in the program, you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE 15 
> TO 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN TWO WEEKS.  IF YOU DON'T,  
> SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!"  My first step in making 
> $50,000 in 20 to 90 days was done.  By January 30th, I had received 
> 196 orders for REPORT #2.  If you go back to the GUARANTEE, "YOU 
> MUST RECEIVE 100 OR MORE ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN 
> TWO WEEKS.  IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO.  
> ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU
> WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL."  Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2,
> 96 more than I needed.  So I sat back and relaxed.  By March 19th, of
> my mailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every
> day.
> 
> I paid off  ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car.  Please take
> time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!
> Remember,  it wont work  if you don't try it.  This program does work,
> but you must follow it EXACTLY!  Especially the rules of not trying to
> place your name in a different place.  It doesn't work, you'll lose out
> on a  lot  of  money!  REPORT  #2  explains this.  Always follow the
> guarantee, 15 to 20  orders  for REPORT #1, and 100 or more orders for
> REPORT #2 and you will make  $50,000 or more in 20 to 90 days.  I AM
> LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS !!!
> 
> If you choose not to participate in this program, I'm sorry.  It really
> is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you.  If you choose
> to participate, follow the program and you will be on your way to
> financial security.
> 
> If you are a fellow business owner and you are in financial trouble
> like I was, or you want to start your own business, consider this a
> sign.  I DID!
> 
> 					Sincerely,
> 					Christopher Erickson
> 
> PS  Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) look like piled
> up on a kitchen table? IT'S AWESOME!
> 
> "THREW IT AWAY"
> 
> "I  had  received  this program before.  I  threw  it away, but later
> wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try.  Of course, I had no idea
> who to contact to get a copy, so I had to wait until I was emailed
> another copy of the program.  Eleven months passed, then it came.  I
> DIDN'T throw this one away.  I made $41,000 on the first try."
> 
> 					Dawn W., Evansville, IN
> 
> "NO FREE LUNCH"
> 
> "My late father always told me, 'remember, Alan, there is no free lunch
> in life.  You get out of life what you put into it.'  Through trial and
> error and a somewhat slow frustrating start, I finally figured it out.
> The program works very well, I just had to find the right target group
> of people to email it to.  So far this year, I have made over $63,000
> using this program.  I know my dad would have been very proud of me."
> 
> 					Alan B., Philadelphia, PA
> 
> A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM
> 
> By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the
> enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a
> program,  and  one that is legal,  could not have been created by an
> amateur.
> 
> Let me tell you a little about myself.  I had a profitable business for
> ten years.  Then in 1979 my business began falling off.  I was doing
> the same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't
> working.  Finally, I figured it out.  It wasn't me, it was the economy.
> Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been
> with us since 1945.  I don't have to tell you what happened to the
> unemployment rate...because many of you know from first hand experience.
> There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before.
> 
> The middle class was vanishing.  Those who knew what they were doing
> invested wisely and moved up.  Those who did not, including those who
> never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks
> of the poor.  As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET
> POORER."  The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
> to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.
> 
> You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
> for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
> EFFORT."  You can make more money in the next few months than you have
> ever imagined.
> 
> I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your money, nor
> anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program.  I have
> already made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS!  I have retired from the
> program after sending out over 16,000 programs.  Now I have several
> offices which market this and several other programs here in the US and
> overseas.  By the Spring, we wish to market the 'Internet' by a
> partnership with AMERICA ON LINE.
> 
> Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.  Do not change it in any way.
> It works exceedingly well as it is now.  Remember to email a copy of
> this exciting program to everyone that you can think of.  One of the
> people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on
> every one of them!.  Remember though, the more you send out, the more
> potential customers you will reach.
> 
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
> opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
> 
> "THINK ABOUT IT"
> 
> Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take
> a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.  Get a pencil and
> figure out what could happen when YOU participate.  Figure out the
> worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will
> still make a lot of money!  Definitely get back what you invested.  Any
> doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in.  IT WORKS!
> 
> 					Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
> 
> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU $$$$$$
> 
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
> we'll assume you and all those involved send out 2,000 programs each.
> Let's also assume that the mailing receives a .5% response.  Using a
> good list the response could be much better.  Also many people will
> send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000.  But
> continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs.  With a
> 5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1.  Those 10 people
> respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000.  Out
> of those .5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2.  Those 100 mail
> out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000.  The .5% response to
> that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3.  Those 1,000 send out 2,000
> programs each for a 2,000,000 total.  The .5% response to that is
> 10,000 orders for REPORT #4.  That's 10,000 five dollar bills for you.
> CASH!!!!  Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5000 +
> $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!!!
> 
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF 2,000 PEOPLE YOU 
> MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM!  
> DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE 
> OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF ONLY 2,000.  Believe 
> me, many people will do that and more!  By the way, your cost to participate 
> in this is practically nothing.  You obviously already have an internet
> connection 
> and email is FREE!!!  REPORT#3 will show you the best methods for bulk
> emailing
> and purchasing email lists.
> 
> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.  It does not
> require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best
> of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail.  If
> you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
> waiting for, THIS IS IT!  Simply follow the instructions, and your
> dream will come true.  This multi-level email order marketing program
> works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME.  Email is the sales tool of the
> future.  Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of
> advertising NOW!!  The longer you wait, the more people will be doing
> business using email.  Get your piece of this action!!
> 
> MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.  It is
> being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research
> and The Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all
> goods and services will be sold throughout Multi-level Methods by the
> mid to late 1990's.  This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the
> 500,000 millionaires in the US, 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the
> last several years in MLM.  Moreover, statistics show 45 people become
> millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS
> 
> We at Erris Mail Order Marketing Business, have a method of raising
> capital that REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME.  I am sure that you could
> use $50,000 to $125,000 in the next 20 to 90 days.  Before you say
> "Bull", please read the program carefully.
> 
> This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making
> opportunity.  Basically, this is what we do:  As with all multi-level
> business, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling
> our products.  Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-
> level business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent.
> YOUR ORDERS COME AND ARE FILLED THROUGH THE MAIL, so you are not
> involved in personal selling.  You do it privately in your own home,
> store or office.
> 
> This is the GREATEST Multi-level Mail Order Marketing anywhere:
> 
> Step (1)   Order all four 4 REPORTS listed by NAME AND NUMBER.  Do this
>            by ordering the REPORT from each of the four 4 names listed
>            on the next page.  For each REPORT, send $5 CASH and a SELF-
>            ADDRESSED, STAMPED envelope  (BUSINESS SIZE #10) to the
>            person listed for the SPECIFIC REPORT.  International orders
>            should also include $1 extra for postage.  It is essential
>            that you specify the NAME and NUMBER of the report requested
>            to the person you are ordering from.  You will need ALL FOUR
>            4 REPORTS because you will be REPRINTING and RESELLING them.
>            DO NOT alter the names or sequence other than what the
>            instructions say.  IMPORTANT:  Always provide same-day
>            service on all orders.
> 
> Step (2)   Replace  the  name  and  address  under  REPORT #1  with
>            yours,  moving the one that was there down to REPORT #2.
>            Drop  the  name and address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3,
>            moving the one that was there to REPORT #4.  The name and
>            address that was under REPORT #4 is dropped from the list
>            and this party  is  no doubt on the way to the bank.  When
>            doing   this,   make   certain   you  type  the  names  and
>            addresses ACCURATELY!  DO NOT MIX UP MOVING PRODUCT/REPORT
>            POSITIONS!!!
> 
> Step (3)   Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it
>            as a text (.txt) file in it's own directory to be used with
>            whatever email program you like.  Again, REPORT #3 will tell
>            you the best methods of bulk emailing and acquiring email
>            lists.
> 
> Step (4)   Email a copy of the entire program (all of this is very
>            important) to everyone whose address you can get your hands
>            on. Start with friends and relatives since you can encourage
>            them to take  advantage of this  fabulous  money-making
>            opportunity.  That's what I did.  And they love me now, more
>            than ever.  Then, email to anyone and everyone!  Use your
>            imagination!  You can get email addresses from companies on
>            the internet who specialize in email mailing lists.  These
>            are very cheap, 100,000 addresses for around $35.00.
> 
> IMPORTANT:  You won't get a good response if you use an old list, so
> always request a FRESH, NEW list. You will find out where to purchase
> these lists when you order the four 4 REPORTS.
> 
> ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!!!
> 
> REQUIRED REPORTS
> 
> ***Order each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
> 
> ALWAYS SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE
> AND $5 CASH FOR EACH ORDER REQUESTING THE
> SPECIFIC REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER
> 
> ________________________________________________________
> REPORT #1
> "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> 
> RWD&CO
> P.O. Box 2225
> Friday Harbor, WA   98250
> 
> ________________________________________________________
> REPORT #2
> "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> 
> M.S.DEWLES DISTRIBUTOR	
> P.O.BOX 29322
> PARMA, OHIO 44129
> 
> 
> 
> ________________________________________________________
> REPORT#3
> "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
> 
> DSN
> 7154 West State  #298
> Boise, ID  83703
> 
> 
> ___________________________________________
> REPORT #4
> "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> 
> WCH MARKETING
> 6225 RIPTIDE DRIVE
> WILMINGTON, N.C. 28403
> 
> 
> ________________________________________________________
> 
> CONCLUSION
> 
> .I am enjoying my fortune that I made by sending out this program.
> You too, will be making money in 20 to 90 days, if you follow the
> SIMPLE STEPS outlined in this mailing.
> 
> To be financially independent is to be FREE.  Free to make financial
> decisions as never before.  Go into business, get into investments,
> 
> retire or take a vacation.  No longer will a lack of money hold you
> back.
> 
> However, very few people reach financial independence, because when
> opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it.  It is much easier to say
> "NO" than "YES", and this is the question that you must answer.  Will
> YOU ignore this amazing opportunity or will you take advantage of it?
> If you do nothing, you have indeed missed something and nothing will
> change.  Please re-read this material, this is a special opportunity.
> If you have any questions, please feel free to write to the sender of
> this information.  You will get a prompt and informative reply.
> 
> My method is simple.  I sell thousands of people a product for $5 that
> costs me pennies to produce and email.  I should also point out that
> this program is legal and everyone who participates WILL make money.
> This is not a chain letter or pyramid scam.  At times you have probably
> received chain letters, asking you to send money, on faith, but getting
> NOTHING in return, NO product what-so-ever!  Not only are chain letters
> illegal, but the risk of someone breaking the chain makes them quite
> unattractive.
> 
> You are offering a legitimate product to your people.  After they
> purchase the product from you, they reproduce more and resell them.
> It's simple free enterprise.  As you learned from the enclosed material,
> the PRODUCT is a series of four 4 FINANCIAL AND BUSINESS REPORTS.  The
> information contained in these REPORTS will not only help you in making
> your participation in this program more rewarding, but will be useful
> to you in any other business decisions you make in the years ahead.
> You are also buying the rights to reprint all of the REPORTS, which
> will be ordered from you by those to whom you mail this program.  The
> concise one and two page REPORTS you will be buying can easily be
> reproduced at a local copy center for a cost off about 3 cents a copy.
> Best wishes with the program and Good Luck!
> 
> "IT WAS TRULY AMAZING"
> 
> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
> mind to participate in this program.  But conservative as I am, I
> decided that the initial investment was so little that there was no way
> that I could not get enough orders to at least get my money back.  BOY,
> was I ever surprised when I found my medium sized post office box
> crammed with orders!  I will make more money this year than any ten
> years of my life before."
> 
> 					Mary Riceland, Lansing, MI
> 
> TIPS FOR SUCCESS
> 
> Send for your four 4 REPORTS immediately so you will have them when the
> orders start coming in.  When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out
> the product/service to comply with US Postal and Lottery laws.  Title
> 18 Sections 1302 and 1341 specifically state that:  "A PRODUCT OR
> SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY RECEIVED."
> 
> WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE REPORTS TO ARRIVE:
> 
> 1.	Name your new company. You can use your own name if you desire.
> 
> 2.	Get a post office box (preferred).
> 
> 3.	Edit the names and addresses on the program. You must remember,
>         your name and address go next to REPORT #1 and the others all
>         move down one, with the fourth one being bumped OFF the list.
> 
> 4.	Obtain as many email addresses as possible to send until you
>         receive the information on mailing list companies in REPORT #3.
> 
> 5.	Decide on the number of programs you intend to send out.  The
>         more you send, and the quicker you send them, the more money
>         you will make.
> 
> 6.	After mailing the programs, get ready to fill the orders.
> 
> 7.	Copy the four 4 REPORTS so you are able to sent them out as
>         soon as you receive an order. IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE
>         SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ORDERS YOU RECEIVE!
> 
> 8.	Make certain the letter and reports are neat and legible.
> 
> YOUR GUARANTEE
> 
> The check point which GUARANTEES your success is simply this:  you must
> receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT #1.  This is a must!!!  If you don't
> within two weeks, email out more programs until you do.  Then a couple
> of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2, if
> you don't, send out more programs until you do.  Once you have received
> 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, (take a deep breath) you can sit back
> and  relax,  because  YOU  ARE  GOING TO  MAKE  AT  LEAST  $50,000.
> Mathematically  it  is  a  proven  guarantee.   Of  those  who  have
> participated in the program and reached the above GUARANTEES-ALL have
> reached their $50,000 goal.  Also, remember, every time your name is
> moved down the list you are in front of a different REPORT, so you can
> keep track of your program by knowing what people are ordering from you.
> IT'S THAT EASY, REALLY, IT IS!!!
> 
> REMEMBER:
> "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEED NOT HOPE FOR ANYTHING."
> "INVEST A LITTLE TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY NOW OR
> SEARCH FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
> 
> 
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