Re: 10855

[ichudov@algebra.com (Igor Chudov @ home)]

Dear Mr. Morris,

Thank you for submitting your unsolicited resume for our consideration.

Our company, Algebra Consulting Services International, does not need 
people with only Windows experience.

We think that exposure to Windows tends to prevent people from properly
developing their brains, and see it as a minus rather than a plus.

The personnel of Algebra Consulting is known for their in-depth
experience with Unix programming and Object-Oriented systems design in
languages like C++, Eiffel and Perl, and has enjoyed substantial revenue
growth in the last decade.

I wish you luck in your endeavours and hope that you can find a Windows
job elsewhere.

Best regards,

	- Igor Chudov, Personnel Director, Algebra Consulting Services Inc.

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> Dear Madam or Sir, 
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>      I am currently seeking employment with your company and am available
> immediately. I have provided my resume, so that you have the opportunity to
> critique my skills. If interested, or you know someone who might be,
> duplicates of this resume in complete fax form are available by calling
> 602-224-0506 or 602-508-8323. In either case, enter extension #334. You will
> have the option of recieving a complete fax of my resume on that call
> whatever your location, or entering the telephone number to a fax machine of
> your choice if calling from area code 602.
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> Andre Morris
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> 3 years intense experience: 
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> Expert Knowledge of MS Access (Database), Word (Word Processing), Excel
> (Spreadsheet). Visual Basic and Word Basic programming for custom modules and
> procedures in all Office 95 Professional applications.
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> Typing 50+  WPM, Data Processing, Proofreading.
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> Desktop Publishing. Strong skills in Corel Draw and Quark Express. Image
> editing, manipulation, filtration, graphic design. Experience with art
> layout, design, and production of fliers, newsletters, newspapers, brochures,
> manuals, and reports.
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> Strong Skills in document imaging, scanning, and image storage. Familiar with
> Postscript printing systems and methods. Optical Character Recognition (OCR)
> via Text Bridge Pro.
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> Knowledge of PC hardware, and software. Specialize in PC equipment purchasing
> and system design. Extremely skilled under Windows 95, MS-DOS.
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> Knowledge of Internet web page design, site registration, web based
> marketing,  HTML publishing.
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> File Management, CD-ROM Storage Solutions, Record Keeping, Database 
> Management.
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> 2 years intense experience:
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> A self starter, and self motivated. Excellent presentation, project
> management, analytical and people skills. Excellent time management and
> multi-tasking skills. Able to meet deadlines, hard working, detail oriented,
> organized. 
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> Gathering of research and information through all available sources including
> FTP, Internet, Usenet, All Local Libraries, Telephone, US Mail, Facsimile,
> interviews, conventions, and more. Converting information into comprehensive
> reports, policy, and operating procedures.
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> Automated telephone answering system design through Voice FX, including fax
> on demand, voice mailboxes, marketing and promotional messages, fax
> broadcasting.
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> Legal Research including A.R.S. and U.S.C., Case Law Research, and Pre Court
> Legal Case Compilation.
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> Drafting of correspondence, letters, monthly reports, system administration
> and management Reports, departmental reporting, discipline and performance
> reviews, and in house communications.
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> Project Design, Scheduling, Purchasing.
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> 2 years advanced study:
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> Marketing: Creative Writing, Journalism, Direct Mail, Media Relations,
> display ad creation, classifieds and free ad marketing.
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> General Accounting: Payroll, Trust and Estate Planning, Budgeting, General
> Ledger, invoice and payment processing, state and federal tax.
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> Incorporation: Local and Federal Trademark and Tradename filings, logo
> development, Patent research and application, Copyright application.
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> Overseas Relations: Expert into the culture and business practices of the
> United Kingdom. Import/Export, shipping regulations and customs duty,
> establishing a sales base and corporate foothold in the UK, in depth
> knowledge into marketing and purchasing habits of UK residents, contacts and
> connections in UK business areas.
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> Charity: Knowledge of Charitable Foundations, 501( C )3 corporations, and
> Private foundations. Ability to work with and manipulate IRS regulations
> concerning charities, registrations of charities and charitable activities
> within the state of Arizona. In depth knowledge of local charitable
> activities, and a complete overview of the entire Arizona public services and
> state benefits systems. Including A.H.C.C.C.S., Welfare, Food Stamps and
> Child Assistance, Unemployment Insurace, Subsidized Housing, WIC, and
> Families with Dependent Children.
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> Other Misc. Experience and Abilities: Personal Physical Fitness Training,
> Print and Television Modeling, Personal Grooming, Photography, Martial Arts.
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> Professional Character
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> The compilation and study of famous jokes and quotations. 
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> Study and appreciation of fine art, including paintings, cathedrals, and
> stone statues.
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> Interest in the works of Mozart, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Bach.
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> Demanding quality in every aspect of personal life, and professional career.
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> Experiences to Note
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> I have recently returned from London, England. The cultural, artistic,
> reasoning, logical, and analytical skills that I have learned from this are
> immeasurable.  Having socialized and developed friendships with individuals
> from around the world including Italy, South Africa, Spain, Canada, USA,
> Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ireland, and more has given me a tremendous
> insight into global business operations and methods. Having worked closely as
> a top level manager for a UK Charity, and also as a foreman on construction
> for the Australian Embassy in the UK, I have observed many unique and
> insightful ideas which I now intend to share.
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> For two years I have worked closely with a business partner to establish a
> small business. In doing so, I have learned the value of hard work. I have
> proven my ability to work 12 to 16 hours every day, for months. I have
> learned, in detail, exact laws, regulation, and policy of business operations
> in over five industries. I have gained magnificent insight into the needs of
> a corporation, and what that corporation must expect from its employees.
> Although there are thousands more considerations I can list as to the
> benefits of this training, I will simply close with a quotation:            
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>                Ability is nothing without opportunity - Napoleon. 
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	- Igor.