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Re: Br'er Tim and the Bug Hole




Tim May allegedly wrote:
> 
> What we are seeing with Hettinga's anguished armchair analysis of me and my
> motivations is a lot of overly personal, even fixated, attention on me and
> my life. He pretends to know my social life, pretends to understand why I
> won't just tone down my comments and not rock the boat. Utter nonsense.

  I have reason to believe that this post is not from Tim May, at all.
  My investigation into the matter suggests that it was written by a 
small man, around 4 feet tall, 85 pounds, with black hair, green eyes,
walks with a slight limp, has ketchup on his tie, and $3.24 in change
in his right pants pocket.
  If you check the headers of the message, you will find an anagram 
for, "Throw rocks at DC!"

  Does this sound like the Tim May that you all know?

Shylock Ohms