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From: "Ryan McDonald" <[email protected]>
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Subject: Fwd:
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 21:05:28 PST
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>Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 15:33:30 PST
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>>
>>
>>LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
>>
>>1.  COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
>>
>>2.  BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
>>
>>3.  DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
>>
>>4.  WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
>>
>>5.  DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
>>
>>6.  YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
>>
>>7.  IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
>>
>>8.  IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
>>
>>9.  IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
>>
>>10.  IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
>>
>>11.  SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
>>
>>12.  IF YOU GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
>>
>>13.  WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
>>
>>14.  WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR 
>>TROUSER  MOUSE
>>
>>15.  ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
>>
>>16.  NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
>>
>>17.  DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
>>
>>18.  THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
>>
>>19.  WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
>>
>>20.  A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
>>
>>21.  NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
>>
>>
>>YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF
>>RECEIVING THIS LETTER, PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON.
>>Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send 
>>them to others.
>>
>>This is no joke.  Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get 
>>laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to receive this letter 
>>because the person  who sent this to you either thinks you need good 
>>luck or they want to send  the curse of this letter on to you.
>>
>>IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
>>
>>0 people...  Your life will be a living hell
>>1-3 people...  Your next relationship will be fun but 
>>won't last long
>>4-6 people...  Someone will get a crush on you
>>7-10 people...  You will get a date for Friday night
>>11-14 people...  You will get a date for the next school 
>>dance
>>15-18 people...  Your crush will ask for your number
>>19-24 people...  You will meet the person of your dreams
>>25-29 people...  Your crush will ask you out
>>30-34 people...  Your next relationship will last long and be 
>>good
>>35-37 people...  You will live long enough and have a good life and 
>>get lots of sex!
>>
>>You must send this in 1 day after reading it. If you do 
>>not send this to anyone your life will be a living hell. The more 
>people 
>>you send this letter to the more luck you will have.
>>
>
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