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Re: UPSs

To: Bob De Witt <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UPSs
From: Toto <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 17:51:27 -0800
CC: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
Organization: "...or am I Otot, hallucinating that I am Toto?"
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Bob De Witt wrote:
> Clearly you only considered a few of the semi-cons.  Others just stop
> working, while still others pass anything above the manufacturer design
> max.  Your lack of desire to learn indicates a possible reason why you
> don't seem to understand ...

THEFIRSTCOMPUTERSYSTEMTHATMYUNCLEINSTALLED,LIGHTNINGHITANDITSMOKEDTHE
UPSANDTHECOMPUTERWASOKAFTERWARDS.
THENEXTUPSTHATHESMOKEDWASWHENHEWASREDOINGTHEPLUGINSTUFFANDHEPLUGEDTHE
UPSINTOITSELF,ANDHESAIDITWASLIKINGSTICKINGYOURDICKINYOUROWNASSHOLE,
ANDITSPITOUTPUFFSOFWHITESMOKEANDDIEDOFDIGITAL,SELF-INFLICTEDAIDS.
MARTIN,THEMADSCIENTISTFIXEDITFORHIMWITHFIFTYCENTSWORTHOFPARTSFROM
RADIOSHACK,SINCETHEREARESTILLAFEWPEOPLEWHOCANFIXTHINGSWITHOUT
FORMATTINGTHEHARDDRIVEANDREINSTALLINGWINDOWS,LIKETHECROOKSWHO
HAVEACOMPUTERCOMPANYANDSTILLDON'TKNOWANYTHINGTODOWITHCOMPUTERS
DO.

HUMANGUS-PETER?(WHOCAN'TPUTSPACESINWHATHEWRITESCAUSEHISUNCLE
ISASORRYDRUNKWHOSPILLSSCOTCHANDCOKEONTHEPARTOFTHECOMPUTERWHICH
MAKESWORDSAPPEARWHENYOUSTRIKETHEKEYS,HOWEVER,ICAN'TTELLYOUWHAT
PARTTHATIS,SINCETHEKEYUSEDTOSPELLITDOESN'TWORKANYMORE.
PS-I'MDRINKINGMYUNCLE'SSCOTCH,HOWEVER,THATISNOTWHYTHISMESSAGE
ISSOWEIRD,IT'SONACCOUNTOFHIMDRINKINGSCOTCH,NOTME...

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- Re: UPSs
  - From: [email protected] (Bob De Witt)

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