Re:

[kamikaze23@juno.com (Fallen I Angel)]

oh yeah,

try somethin like 
-- I'm an alcoholic
-- I'd like all minorities to die

it seems that anything w/ an apostrophe will get the phrase "I'd drink to
that"

it was on the UPN 9 News at 10 p.m. Just a simple mistake.  microsoft
released a patch, i think.

On Fri, 25 Sep 1998 23:31:14 +0200 Anonymous <nobody@replay.com> writes:
>How about:
>
>I'd like humping your mom with a prosthetic limb.
>I'd like Hillary to get down on both knees and eat out Monica's ass.
>I'd like nothing more than for anyone who even thinks about mentioning
>Bill Clinton to spontaneously combust, preferably right in front of a 
>gas
>pump where his whole family is sitting in some sort of catatonic 
>stupor,
>unable to digest any information beyond that which The Machine feeds
>them every day.

>Who the fuck wouldn't drink to that?  For Christ's sake, I'd be 
>buying!
>
>
>At 10:34 PM 9/25/98 +0200, Anonymous wrote:
>>On Thu, 24 Sep 1998 21:43:34 -0400 "Edwin E. Smith" 
><edsmith@IntNet.net>
>>writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>If you have Microsoft Word (6.0 or later), and have a thesaurus
>>>installed, do the following:
>>>
>>>1) Open a new, blank document.
>>>2) Type in the words: I'd like to see Bill Clinton resign.
>>>3) Highlight the entire sentence.
>>>4) Click on the tools menu and select thesaurus (tools, language,
>>>   thesaurus)
>>>
>>>Look what is immediately highlighted in the selection box. 
>>>
>>
>>This was almost funny. Too bad the following sentences also work:
>>I'd like to drink frog urine
>>I'd like to hug large, purple dinosaurs
>>I'd like to cook onions with garlic and tomatoes
>>I'd like to strangle you with a mouse cable


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