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- Subject: funny #2
- From: "Perrin ." <[email protected]>
- Date: Fri, 20 Feb 1998 14:56:31 PST
- Sender: [email protected]
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a =
priest. =20
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
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half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. he =
opened=20
his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy
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to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, =
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alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be damned." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and =
apologized. =20
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you
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arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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