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Re: Cypherpunk Policeman?
> From [email protected] Tue Feb 24 18:55:45 1998
>
> Guy writes <[email protected]>:
> > Hey, Vulis is probably looking for a real job.
> >
> > Maybe he's finally found one.
>
> I hear he already had one: he's a lecturer at a University in new york
> (not sure of names of NY universitys), unless your actions lead
> indirectly to his contract being terminated.
# http://math.harvard.edu/~verbit/scs/cranks/from-Shlomo.html
#
# Q: Who is Dimitri Vulis?
#
# A: Dimitri is an XSoviet immigrant.
#
# He harasses people all over the net with the most offensive sorts of messages,
# and uses dirty tricks to retaliate to the people who do get offended. Among
# his accomplished feats is a series of articles about cat-eating dogs posted to
# rec.pets.cats (which caused a wave of complaints and made him lost his CUNY
# account) ; a series of porno binaries with obscene comments about his
# opponents posted to math-related newsgroups (he lost another academic account,
# at fordham.edu, after this scandal);
# [
# 8/3/97 http://corky.fordham.edu/fclc/faculty.html
# Dimitri Vulis, Adjunct Instructor in Computer Science. BA, MA, CUNY
# Dimitri: I haven't been teaching at Fordham for a few years.
# It's too far and the pay's too low.
# ]
# ...and a series of racist articles denigrating all aspects of romanian life
# and culture which used to haunt the romanian newsgroup for years.
----
> From [email protected] Tue Feb 24 18:55:45 1998
>
> Guy writes <[email protected]>:
> > He posted from '[email protected]' _after_ being terminated from PSINet.
>
> You sure? I mean it could as easily as not been someone spoofing him,
> what with the various anonymous mails, etc., that you reported.
It is a blatant obviousity.
Traffic analysis simply means convincing one or more people
that it's the same person...
---guy
Convinced?
# Subject: (none)
# From: Mix <[email protected]>
# Date: 1998/02/12
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# Timothy Mayhem will fuck anything that moves,
# but he'd rather be fucking his own mother's dead
# body.
#
# <<<<
# o(0-0)o
# -ooO-(_) Ooo-- Timothy Mayhem
#
# Subject: Archie Plutonium's contributions to science
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1996/11/28
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,soc.culture.scientists,alt.flame
#
# May the force of 231Pu be with you. Archie Plutonium proves a way to list all
# solutions to Diophantine equations!
#
# <<<<
# o(0-0)o
# -ooO-(_) Ooo-- Archie Plutonium
# Subject: [ADMINISTRATIVIUM] Firewalls
# From: [email protected] (Anonymous)
# Date: 1998/01/13
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# Timmy C. Mayonnaise's reheated, refurbished, and regurgitated
# cud is completely inappropriate for the mailing lists into which
# it is cross-ruminated.
#
# ,,,
# -ooO(o o)Ooo- Timmy C. Mayonnaise
# (_)
#
# Subject: Ludwig Plutonium's latest contributions to number theory
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1997/02/02
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.rumors,misc.invest.options
#
# Praise the Lord! Ludwig Plutonium proved that some non-trivial
# zeroes of the zeta function have real part not equal to 1/2.
#
# ,,,
# -ooO(o o)Ooo- Ludwig Plutonium
# (_)
# Subject: (none)
# From: Anonymous <[email protected]>
# Date: 1997/12/19
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# Timmy C. May will fuck anything that moves,
# but he'd rather be fucking his own mother's
# dead body.
#
# /'''
# c-OO Timmy C. May
# \
# -
#
# Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, our greatest scientist
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1997/02/20
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,soc.culture.scientists,sci.physics.accelerators
#
# Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Ludwig Plutonium
# demonstrates that (a+b)^n=a^n+b^n for some a, b, and n!
#
# /'''
# c-OO Ludwig Plutonium
# \
# -
# Subject: Re: Zero-knowledge commit
# From: [email protected] (Anonymous)
# Date: 1998/02/01
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
#
# Timmy C[unt] May carries a turd in his wallet for identification purposes.
#
# __| \ / |__
# _ o ___\o \o | o/ o/___ o _ Timmy C[unt] May
# /\ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ /\
# ___|_\______ _____/_|__
#
#
# Subject: Expressing America's appreciation for Archimedes Uranium
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1996/11/01
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.bio.misc
#
# We live in interesting times. Archimedes Uranium proved beyond all
# doubt that 6 and 28 are the sums of their proper divisors respectively!
#
# __| \ / |__
# _ o ___\o \o | o/ o/___ o _
# /\ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ /\
# ___|_\______ _____/_|__
# Subject: Secure checksums
# From: [email protected] (Anonymous)
# Date: 1998/01/31
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# Timmy May sits at his terminal dressed in five-inch
# stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, a gold-lame
# mini-skirt, a purple halter with girdle underneath to
# keep in his flabby gut, a Fredericks of Hollywood
# padded bra also underneath the halter, a cheap Naomi
# Sims pink afro wig, waiting to yank his crank whenever
# a black man responds to one of his inane rants.
#
# o \ o / _ o __| \ / |__ o _ \ o / o
# /|\ | /\ ___\o \o | o/ o/__ /\ | /|\ Timmy May
# / \ / \ | \ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ / | / \ / \
#
#
# Subject: Archimedes Transplutonium, Dartmouth's most respected authority on number theory
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1996/12/20
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.test,sci.physics.accelerators
#
# Praise the Lord! Archimedes Transplutonium proved beyond all
# doubt the non-existence of infinitely many primes.
#
# o \ o / _ o __| \ / |__ o _ \ o / o
# /|\ | /\ ___\o \o | o/ o/__ /\ | /|\ Archimedes Transplutonium
# / \ / \ | \ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ / | / \ / \
# Subject: (none)
# From: Anonymous <[email protected]>
# Date: 1998/01/26
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# Timothy May prefers to have sex with little kids
# because his own penis is like that of a
# three-year-old.
#
# /\**/\
# ( o_o )_) Timothy May
# ,(u u ,),
# {}{}{}{}{}{}
#
# Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, Internet's biggest genius
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1997/02/05
# Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.techniques.testing.misc,misc.test
#
# May the force of 231Pu be with you. Ludwig Pohlmann proved beyond
# reasonable doubt the existence of even numbers cannot be represented as a
# sum of two primes.
#
# /\**/\
# ( o_o )_) Ludwig Pohlmann
# ,(u u ,),
# {}{}{}{}{}{}
# Subject: (none)
# From: Mix <[email protected]>
# Date: 1998/01/27
# Newsgroups: list.cypherpunks
#
# The only `culture' Timothy `C' Maypole possesses is that
# cultivated from his foreskin scrapings.
#
# ,/ \,
# ((__,-,,,-,__)), Timothy `C' Maypole
# `--)~ ~(--`
# .-'( )`-,
# `~~`d\ /b`~~`
# | |
# (6___6)
# `---`
#
# Subject: Re: renaming soc.culture.russian.moderated => soc.culture.smegma.moderated
# From: [email protected] (AI Simulation Daemon)
# Date: 1996/02/25
# Newsgroups: news.groups,soc.culture.russian,soc.culture.soviet,soc.culture.ukrainian,soc.culture.romanian,soc\
# .culture.african.american,ok.general
#
# The only "culture" Pyotr Vorobiev and his buddies possess is the bacterial one,
# cultivated from their foreskin scrapings.
#
# This posting was generated by an artificial intelligence program.