Hate Code in Unix

[Wilhelm Klink <wklink@yahoo.com>]

                    Top Ten Offensive Things in Unix

10.  Sexist documentation.  Command to read a document: "man"

 9.  unix creates a hostile work environment for eunuchs
 
 8.  daemon, clearly nod to Satan himself.
 
 7.  Violent commands, like "kill".
 
 6.  Pornographic commands, like "head".
 
 5.  Suggestive commands, like "tail".
 
 4.  Pornographic subroutines: XGraphicsExposeEvent
 
 3.  GUI rated not suitable for Children: X
 
 2.  More violence: "bash".
 
 1.  "man sex" responds with "no manual entry for sex".

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Yours,
Col. William Klink

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