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Re: From Todays` RISKS column
> Gee. It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd
> be really worried.
> "Ver are yur paypers?"
> I lost them.
> I'm an illegal alien. I don't have any.
> I'm a foreign tourist.
> I forget.
> I'm homeless.
> I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't
> believe in such things.
> My dog ate them.
> As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have
> thrown them away.
> Where are your papers?
A9: Gee . . . I dunno. Doesn't Hillary have them?
A10: Last time I saw them, they were in Vince Foster's office . . .
A11: Call the Rose Law Firm. They're my lawyers.