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[j@gangsta.com]

Punks,

        Nawh nigga, yous don't want dem udder foo's to be able to read jo
mail!  What da hail?!  Don'chew see it now?  Dis's anutha foam of
kryptografee!

        Da reason we be doin' dis shit is dat so dem basta'ds out dere
who be wantin' in on ours konversayshun can't be gettin' in.

        See?!  Now what foo' ass cracka muthafucka can be readin' dis
shit at a decent clip?  Shit!  Can't none of 'em!  De only problem is dat
it be takin' too long to put in dees apo-straphees.  If we gots rids ofs
dems, dens we'ds haves a much easia' time of doin' dis shit.

        Why don't one you cleva' boyz come up wit some kinda editor dat
crossreferences (oops, too many syllables) wit dat phat ass ebonics
dikshunary at EBONIC.ORG?  Den jus' give da dikshunary only to dose
people who you be wantin' to read jo shit.

        Yeomsayn'?  Hilary Clinton can't be readin' dis shit!  Can't
nobody else ova dere in D.C.  Us niggas here in Compton been down wit dis
phat ass kryptografee fo' a long ass time.  How do you tink dat us
gangstas is all still around?  We be talkin' shit ev'y night on da co'na,
but can't none da fuzz be translatin' so we's frees tos dos whateva' we's
wantin's tos dos.

   Yo, jus' lemme quote my phat ass nigga dogg Method Man befo' I go:

        "I'm slammin' niggas like Shaqueel, dis shit is real,
         When it's time to eat a meal, I rob and steal,
         Cuz mom ain't givin' me shit,
         So for da bread an' butta I leave niggas in da gutta,
         Wherde 'the mutha, I'm dangerous,
         Crazia' den a bag o' fuckin' angel dust,
         When I bus' my gat, muthafuckas take dirt naps,
         I'm all dat, wit a dime sack and a payback!"

   Dag!  Dat shit's phat, dogg.





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