Re: [OFF TOPIC]Comments about CFP '97

[dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM)]

Robert Hettinga <rah@shipwright.com> writes:

> At 11:55 pm -0500 on 3/25/97, Timothy C. May wrote:
>
> > Yes, inasmuch as I already have a Troy-Bilt chipper/shredder for disposal
> > of the  byproducts of home defense.
> >
> > (Bought even before I saw "Fargo."]
>
> Actually, what you *really* want is one of those 400-lb-flywheel jobs that
> the tree surgeons use to mulch big tree limbs up with. I worked behind one
> one summer in college. They are *indeed* impressive.
>
> Don't forget to freeze everything before you put it in there, though. Works
> cleaner and faster.
>
> Actually, there was a case a few years where a guy did exactly that with
> his wife, her deep-frozen and all. Only problem was the cops figured it out
> after they found out he had rented one of these things shortly before she
> disappeared. Though they didn't find anything of her after the critters in
> woods behind his house had their "one *tasty* burger", John Law did break
> the tree mulcher down and find DNA-confirmed microscopic bits of her in the
> machine's um, interstices... Remember, return the tools clean folks, or you
> don't get your deposit back.
>
> Reminds me of the headless biker we talked about here a while ago.

This reminds me of a story that happened 5 or 6 years ago to a sovok
who used to be a dentist back in Russia. He couldn't become a dentist
in the U.S., so he became a stockbroker out in the midwest. He lost
some money for another sovok. Sovok #2 asked sovok #1 nicely for a
reimbursement, but he refused. So, he killed him and ran his body
through one of those tree mulching things. They never found much of
sovok #1's body. However sovok #2 was so stupid that he stole #1's
Rolex watch and was seen wearing it, so he got arrested and even
convicted.

> Whoops! Gotta run. Time for lunch!
>
> I *love* this list...

Just stay away from sovoks.

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