Welcome To Cypherpunks! / Re: can i join

[Cypherpunk <cypherpunks@dev.null>]

Marc J. Wohler wrote:
> At 10:37 PM 7/6/97 -0500, you wrote:
> >Drifter0@aol.com wrote: (Subject: can I join)
> >> thanx
> >
> >   ...  Oh, Jesus, another stupid AOLer.  Well, let me go through the
> >proper procedures.
> >
> >Time for the flame-form.
> 
> Bennett,
> I got some chuckles from your  'Flame Form' and sympathize with view
> expressed therein.
> 
> However:
> How do you propose that we get our import  message of strong crypto
> awareness out to the clueless if we display elitism, impatience and
> intolerance to their ignorance?

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