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Re: Recreational pharmaceuticals by genetic engineering
On Wed, 9 Jul 1997, Tim May wrote:
> Then, when the narcs and BATFags searched his house and found the
> inevitable mold on the bread, the curdled milk, etc. (Jim is a bachelor,
> and a computer person, so the mold, etc. is inevitable) they could add this
> to the indictment.
Or he could hide it in cheese or other mold-bearing substances. Would
make pizza and beer more fun...
> And "The Oregonian" could breathlessly headline: "Drug-Producing Molds
> Found in Home of Terror-Chemist."
When looking for sleezy headlines from the Oregano, look for the evening
edition. They are the most sensationalist. (My favorate is still "Guns a
part of fungus season.")
Here are a few possible headlines...
"Death cheese found in home of Munster-terrorist"
"Gudda tip brings in Cheesie Terrorist"
"Bell Threat to Portland Delis"
The permutations are endless...
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