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Re: Big Brother is watching
Chip Mefford propelled us into the future by writing:
>Fairfax County, In the Peoples Republic of Virginia
It's Fairfax City, I think, which is an independent city wholly contained
in Fairfax County. At least they were the only ones with this shit deployed.
>Citizens in the PRV who have been travelling in Fairfax County will soon
>be recieving summons to come pay their dues to the monster in the form of
>traffic citations for running red lights issued by Big Brother.
This was discussed a while ago. Buy a license plate cover ("Just protecting my
plates against stones and vandalism, Officer!") that's virtually transparent
from head-on, but opaque beyond a certain view angle. I think these things
exist -- look in Car & Driver or some such.
And if some peckerhead parks his SUV in your driveway to nail speeders, buy a
"radar detector tester" (maybe C&D, or an electronic-hobbyist's magazine) and
crank it up every now and again while he's trying to catch violators. Do it
from the safety of your house so you don't wind up with a nightstick up your
>With this wonderful sucess, We can all look forward to this items being
>placed in our domiciles in order to further protect us from crime.
And I'll give my kids a can of spray paint and a ladder. Maybe I'll offer
bonus prizes if they can figure out an inventive, undetectable way to disable
Shit, they're trying to nail Marv Albert for consensual sodomy, which is also
a "crime" in the PRV, if they can't get him on the assault charges. So think twice before you and your SO get into acts of Hooverism down Virginia way.