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Kids...don't try this at home! / Re: Roby latest




Jeff Barber wrote:
> See http://www.sj-r.com/roby.html for the latest.

> My favorite excerpt:
>
> > Illinois State Police feared that any progress in getting Allen - who's
> > suspected to suffer from paranoia, delusions and suicidal thoughts - to
> > exit on her own may have been undone. On Sunday, troopers broke out most
> > of the remaining windows in Allen's house, tossed nine pepper-spray
> > grenades inside and sent a police dog in to subdue Allen.

I know what you're thinking, kid.
You're thinking, "I'm going to try doing this on Halloween, and if I
get caught, I'm going to tell mom and dad I was checking on the old
lady's health."

Forget it. You don't have a badge, and you're going to get your
bottom tanned.

KidMonger