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Re: Politically Correct Riding Hood




Jonathan Wienke <[email protected]> writes:

> At 05:51 PM 11/16/97 EST, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> >Eric Cordian <[email protected]> writes:
> >>
> >> Author Unknown (to me at least) but it fits in well with our current
> >> discussion of how not to offend various minority groups.
> >>
> >> -----
> >>
> >> There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived
> >...
> >
> >This is the first story in a very funny little book called _Politically
> Correct
> >Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times_ by james Finn Garner,
> >Macmillann, ISBN 0-02-542730-X, *** (C) 1994 by James Finn Garner ***.
> >
> >I also have his _Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct
> >Bedtime Stories_, Macmillan, ISBN 0-02-860419-9.  Both highly recommended.
>
> Yeah, but the story in Garner's book didn't end with
> >"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on
> >his firm, well padded ass, gave a little belch, and said, "Do you have
> >any Maalox?"

I only looked at the _first few paragraphs.

Is there any stego meaning to the variations from the printed version? :-)

"Nuke the Yellow Peril (again).  Castrate the reputed pedophile Joichi Ito."

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